Stomp It

All I can say is, thank God for the new genre of tough guy dance movies e.g. Stomp the Yard. As you all know, I am the world's single greatest dancer EVER. Now I can also be recognised as the tough guy that I am as well.

Ditto

I'll never forget the day I discovered ditto as a young tyke*.

You mean, if I just put these two small parallel marks underneath, I don't have to write all that shit again? Fucking colossal!!!

I love ditto. It just keeps on giving. It's like that childless uncle that wants to spoil the crap out of you. I bet if ditto was a person, it would hate cats too. I could sit down and watch sci-fi with ditto. I know it would be into that. It would get me awesome birthday presents, like a huge poster of Walker Texas Ranger. I'm sure it would bring in the chicks too.

Ditto is the best. It wins!

* cool word tyke - rhymes with dyke and kike.

Good Friday mixed grill.

It's Good Friday and this is what I'm having for lunch, and probably dinner. (I won't eat the stupid chips on top, or the pointless rosemary.)