Sunday, April 15, 2007

Ditto

I'll never forget the day I discovered ditto as a young tyke*.
You mean, if I just put these two small parallel marks underneath, I don't have to write all that shit again? Fucking colossal!!!
I love ditto. It just keeps on giving. It's like that childless uncle that wants to spoil the crap out of you. I bet if ditto was a person, it would hate cats too. I could sit down and watch sci-fi with ditto. I know it would be into that. It would get me awesome birthday presents, like a huge poster of Walker Texas Ranger. I'm sure it would bring in the chicks too.

Ditto is the best. It wins!

* cool word tyke - rhymes with dyke and kike.

5 comments:

Little Hands said...

ditto

Anonymous said...

Ditto makes me puke.

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Dave said...

She has at least three stomachs. Again Corbs, you have come up with the weird and wonderful.

I'd like to have a death match between ditto and copy'n'paste. ditto would kick arse.

Bevan McMerkin said...

An excellent way of witnessing a teaching nun taking leave of their sense of humour is when they tell you to write 100 lines of the same sentence (in a spectacularly pointless display of authority) and you present them with one sentence and 99 dittos. Rather than reward you for your ingenuity, they will probably hit you. Sisters of Mercy indeed.

Anonymous said...

Cannot... resist... spoonerism ...any longer...

"I'll never forget the day I discovered titto as a young dyke*."