All I can say is, thank God for the new genre of tough guy dance movies e.g. Stomp the Yard. As you all know, I am the world's single greatest dancer EVER. Now I can also be recognised as the tough guy that I am as well.
Reminds me of the Sth Park episode - The big dance off - made me think twice about just randomly doing provocative dance moves to strangers. Wasn't paying attention the other day and before I knew it the old lady next to me at the bus stop had swung around, puffed her chest out, did a few 'moves' on me and told me it was "OOOWN!"
I said hey I didn't realise that I'd just accidentally busted a move on her (I was just aimlessly busting small moves while I waited for the 197) but she'd have none of it. "It's ON!" she kept repeating, giving me all that presenile 'tude. I had no alternative. I tried to back down but she just kept at me and before I knew it there was a crowd around us cheering and clapping; "Yeah, Hey, Whoa, It's OOWWNN, and I couldn't help myself. "OK, bitch, if you want it you got it, IT'S ON!
My wifes gonna kill me but at 5 o'clock Friday (after seniors lunch at the Irish Club)it's on at stop 42, Elizabeth St. Wish me luck.
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What?! You wankers mean to tell me that there is a meat pie pizza? Do you think it would hold it's quality if you mailed one to me?
Reminds me of the Sth Park episode - The big dance off - made me think twice about just randomly doing provocative dance moves to strangers. Wasn't paying attention the other day and before I knew it the old lady next to me at the bus stop had swung around, puffed her chest out, did a few 'moves' on me and told me it was "OOOWN!"
I said hey I didn't realise that I'd just accidentally busted a move on her (I was just aimlessly busting small moves while I waited for the 197) but she'd have none of it. "It's ON!" she kept repeating, giving me all that presenile 'tude. I had no alternative. I tried to back down but she just kept at me and before I knew it there was a crowd around us cheering and clapping; "Yeah, Hey, Whoa, It's OOWWNN, and I couldn't help myself. "OK, bitch, if you want it you got it, IT'S ON!
My wifes gonna kill me but at 5 o'clock Friday (after seniors lunch at the Irish Club)it's on at stop 42, Elizabeth St. Wish me luck.
You are ready for this my young Padawan.
That's exactly wha ah tol da bitch.
Whits do you think the "move" will make a comeback?
"The move" is too powerful. It has been retired.
Ahh. The Move. Retired? But it still resides WITHIN YOU Dave...
Within you Dave...
within you dave....
echo echo echo
nice effect huh?
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