Wednesday, March 14, 2007

International pi Day

Today it is international pi day. (Using American date notation - 3.14 of 2007).

To celebrate, anyone who can tell me the formula for the
circumference of a circle will win a half an hour of hand-relief, to
be administered by Bevan McMerkin.

If you can also tell me the formula for the area of a circle, he will
administer the prize wearing nothing but a leopard-skin man-thong.

7 comments:

Little Hands said...

2 pi R

I need to win!!!

my hands are little!

Little Hands said...

pi D?

Dave said...

pi r squared is the area. But fret not. You still win the hand relief. Let your little hands relax and enjoy the ride.

Little Hands said...

can I wear the thong?

Dave said...

Whatever rocks your world.

Bevan McMerkin said...

Yeah fuckwits. Wait until I am on holidays before you volunteer my world-renowned services to all and sundry. Now I'm no Hercules or anything, but has e = mc squared got anything to do with it? Please say yes. I'm trying to reconcile with myself what I am about to do.

Dave said...

e = mc squared is how fast I move when Jolene Blalock calls me up on a booty call.