Saturday, April 28, 2007
Stomp It
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Ditto
You mean, if I just put these two small parallel marks underneath, I don't have to write all that shit again? Fucking colossal!!!I love ditto. It just keeps on giving. It's like that childless uncle that wants to spoil the crap out of you. I bet if ditto was a person, it would hate cats too. I could sit down and watch sci-fi with ditto. I know it would be into that. It would get me awesome birthday presents, like a huge poster of Walker Texas Ranger. I'm sure it would bring in the chicks too.
Ditto is the best. It wins!
* cool word tyke - rhymes with dyke and kike.
Friday, April 6, 2007
Good Friday mixed grill.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
breaking news
Being in another country, I rely on the internet for updates of Australian news such as who has just beaten whose wife etc.. The good folks at ninemsn.com.au try their best to cover all the important stuff, and put it on the equivalent of their front page.
The lead story today is for the benefit of all those not in possession of eyes and/or ears.
Appalling.
Anthony Callea admits he's gay
Monday Mar 26 05:00 AEST
By ninemsn staff
Australian Idol star Anthony Callea has finally put a halt to widespread speculation, revealing that he is indeed a homosexual.
"Yes, I am gay," Callea told the Herald Sun.
"I have no issue with my sexuality now, but it's taken time to become confident with who I am and happy with who I am.
Don't be too happy anthony.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Answer Your Mobile
If I was in mid-conversation with William Shatner, I would answer it.
If I was in mid-conversation with the Pope, I would answer it (I would also hand it to him and say "It is for you. It is Lucifer").
I was speaking to the Virgin Mary the other day (she appeared to me in my chamber – it was a miracle), when my mobile rang. Of course I had to take the call, holding up a finger to indicate to Mary to button it.
If I was in mid-conversation with Chuck Norris, I may pause before answering it. But that would be out of self preservation more than anything.
If I was hanging from a cliff by one arm with a love interest holding on for her life to my other arm below me, I would definitely take the call. It would be rude and a cop-out not to.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
International pi Day
To celebrate, anyone who can tell me the formula for the
circumference of a circle will win a half an hour of hand-relief, to
be administered by Bevan McMerkin.
If you can also tell me the formula for the area of a circle, he will
administer the prize wearing nothing but a leopard-skin man-thong.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Best url 2007
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Clarkenegger
Sunday, March 4, 2007
The Clark Arm Strength
Note how the geezer is assessing Clark's bicep power. He's obviously heard about her exceptional arm-strength. That look she is giving appears to be friendly, but she is really saying to him under her breath, "Have a good feel boyo, because I could bounce you off that thing." Careful observers will note that another arm-tester (just out of the shot) is checking out the arm-strength of her other arm. He will have to let go soon, as she may well break his fore-arm (both bones). Now consider this:
See the strain on this guy's face as he tests Clark's arm strength. She is effortlessly matching his weak attempts to overcome her, but she is totally dominating the situation. And I daresay, she is considering whether she should do him an injury, just to teach him a lesson.
Friday, March 2, 2007
My Might
I grow more powerful every day. I am so mighty, I bet I could beat Helen Clark in an arm wrestle. I really am awefully powerful.
I just thought I had better let you all know.
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Book Lending
I now track where my books go and follow up with borrowers after a reasonable time. Lending to my brother is always amusing. The books always end up on his bookshelf. I think I need to define the word lend for him to better understand the concept.
The Devils Advocate (because every arseclown considers himself that) would say that the worth of a book is in its IP, and that once you have read it, it has no further value - so I should happily give away all my books. The Devils Advocate is a pigfucker. And although I find porcine fornication funny on paper, you're never quite the same after coming face-to-face with a bona fide pigfucker.
Friday, February 23, 2007
Old Browneye Face
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Watermelon Record
Fucking brilliant!!! To John - you sir, are a winner.
banal
Monday, February 19, 2007
WeekEnd in Vegas
When I lived there were all the men so fat? were all the women so annoying? was everything so over priced? was everybody trying to be more sophisticated than they really are? Was it just me having a happy place in my memory that never existed?
I am so confused, I can now not refer to this near annual pilgrimage as returning home. I cannot do that anymore.... I have reached my crossroads & have no tollerance for this place that has changed so much for the worse. News Flash Queenslanders bigger is not always better!!!! The more concrete the more generic & characterless the place is. Farewell Bris-Banal!!!
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Watergate Pun Run Its Course
The first time that somebody appended the suffix "gate" to the end of a scandal, it was probably funny. Oh yes, just like Watergate. How very droll.
Stop doing it! Now!
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Varshitty
"Yeah, what the girls really like about me is my physique. I was a varsity athlete."
In addition to this, does "One hundred twenty dollars" equal $120, or does it equal $2000?
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Kylie Minogue Split
Friday, February 9, 2007
Whistleblower: Confessions of a Healthcare Hitman
I thought that I would kick things of here at sixesallround with a book review - The Whistleblower: Confessions of a Healthcare Hitman by Peter Rost.
As you have probably guessed from the title, Rost is a whistleblower who spoke up about illegal actions which had been carried out by pharmaceutical companies that he was working for. This book was immensely entertaining. Rost was able to leverage recent Enron-inspired legislation, which affords whistleblowers significant protection from retaliation by their company, to speak out against his own company without getting sacked (well, for a while, anyway). The way he outmanoeuvred both lawyers and top company executives had me chuckling at every turn.
Let's not forget here, that what he was actually doing was also a good thing. The practices that he blew the whistle on were not only illegal, but also morally reprehensible. I have always had a huge problem with the way that the health industry (both medical and pharmaceutical) seem to be far more eager to line their pockets than actually give people the best medical care that they can.